The 10 Sale Commandments:
- Akeem Aman
- Jun 28, 2024
- 2 min read
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,
Its the 10 sale commandments, wha?
Sales folk cant tell me nothing about the leads,
can't tell me nothing about these web clicks, form submits
For my sales hustlers ,
uhh Door-to-door sales folk, I ain't forget you people
Triple sales hustlers uhh,
I've been in this game for years, it made me an animal
It's rules to these sales, I wrote me a manual
A step-by-step booklet for you to get
Your sales on track, not your commission pushed back
Rule numero uno, never let no one know
How much leads you hold, 'cause you know
The cheddar breed jealousy 'specially
If those sales folk behind, get yo' leads in line
Number two, never let 'em know your next move
Don't you know sales folks move in silence and vi'lence?
Take it from your highness (uh-huh)
I done thrown mad closes at these cats for their this and thats'
Number three, never trust nobody
Your boss'll set that sale up, properly gassed up
Hoodied and masked up, look, for that fast buck
They'll be laying in the office to light that sale up
Number four, I know you heard this before
Never provide from your own supply
Number five, never sales track where you rest at
I don't care if they want discounts tell em bounce
Number six, that co-sales credit? Dead it
You think those sales folk paying you back, look forget it
Seven, this rule is so underrated
Keep your family and sales completely separated
Sales and blood don't mix, like bad KPI's and missed buys
Find yourself with sales that don't fly
Number eight, never keep no sales on you
Them folks that call your leads can hold leads too
Number nine shoulda been number one to me
If you ain't gettin' sales, stay away from QA
If salespeople think you snitchin' they ain't tryna listen
They be sittin' in your kitchen, waiting to start pitchin'
Number ten, a strong word called "sales quotes"
Strictly for live folk, not for fresh-folk
If you ain't got the clientele, say "Heck no"
'Management gon' want they money rain, sleet, hail, snow
Follow these rules you'll have mad bread to break up
If not, twenty-four years on the wake up
Bad lead hits your quota, watch your sales shake up
Sales Coach askin how much sales did you take up,
When you left
Your leads were sent my man Jacob, heard in three weeks
He closed a whole half of Waco
Gotta go, gotta go, more sales to take up, word up, uh
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